(by Mary Ellen Bernard & Paul Guzzone)
Mama always said, "If you want to go far
Remember, you gotta to stick to it!
You gotta look straight ahead and work real hard,
And little by little, you can do it.
Papa always said, "Listen to your ma,"
As he bet the house on his dreams.
Spec deals on oil fields and real-estate scams
And wild pyramid schemes.
Cause little by little was a lifetime too slow.
He was lookin' for that big idea.
Everybody's lookin' for that big idea,
Make a killing in the market
Sell that screen play in the drawer.
Everybody's lookin', but they don't know what for.
They're just lookin' for that Big Idea.
The Bible says in Heaven you will find your reward
As long as you believe
And most believe it's good to give
But far better to receive.
Cause little by little is a lifetime too slow.
We’re all lookin' for that Big Idea.
Everybody's lookin' for that big idea,
Make a killing in the market
Sell that screen play in the drawer.
Everybody's lookin', but they don't know what for.
They're just lookin' for that Big Idea.
Everybody's lookin' for the big idea,
Be a movie mogul hot shot, a scene-stealer
Get a government grant, start a government coup.
Be on the cover of Time, no matter what you do.
We got Einsteins, Bernsteins and Lichtensteins
We got baby-boom millionaires and disco queens.
We got politician Rhodes scholars,
Oil sheiks in Arrow collars piling up those Euro-dollars
From Micro chips, Stock tips,
Pet rocks, Heated socks,
Hula Hoops, Pooper scoops,
Darth Vader, Schwarzenegger
Big Macs, AWACs, Prozac, Finger snacks,
Velco, Food to-go, Jello with Sweet 'n' Low,
Boob jobs, Lube jobs,
Pac-Man, Disneyland,
Airbags, FAX-sending,
Patents pending never-ending.
We're all lookin' for that big idea.
Everybody's lookin' for that big idea,
Make a killing in the market
Sell that screen play in the drawer.
Everybody's lookin', but they don't know what for.
They're just lookin' for that Big Idea.
© 1996 Mary Ellen Polentz & Paul Guzzone (BMI)
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(by Paul Guzzone & Arlene Jaffe)
Everybody needs a little now and then
How long has it been, I can’t remember when
I think it’s time to readjust my thermostat
With a little this ‘n that.
Everybody wants a little to and fro
How long has it been, well, I don’t really know
No, I don’t need a superstar or an acrobat
Just a little this ‘n that.
‘Cause that makes me feel good
And this makes me bad
And yes, I miss all of this
and that makes me sad
But I could be happier in nothing flat
With a little this ‘n that.
Everybody likes a little here and there
How long has it been, do you really care
I think I’ll go on patrol down at the laundromat
Find a little this ‘n that.
‘Cause that makes me crazy
And this makes me bold
And yes, I miss all of this
and that makes me old
But I could be young again in nothing glat
With a little this ‘n that.
Just a little this ‘n that.
I need a little this ‘n that.
© 1996 Arlene Jaffe & Paul Guzzone (BMI)
(by Paul Guzzone)
Don’t worry, Baby,
everything is gonna be all right.
This city can make you crazy,
but we don’t have to fight.
I know we don’t have much money
but there’s something we can do.
Just come with me
I’ll make your Brooklyn dreams come true.
I’ve been workin’ on my
Coney Island mojo.
You’ve just got to believe it’s true.
Coney Island mojo.
It’s the magic of me and you together.
We can go back in time
and make a new start.
It’s calling to you straight from my heart.
Nothing can touch us
When we’re high on top of the Wonder Wheel.
And everything looks so much better
than it does in the real world, Baby.
I’ll conjure up the spirits of Dreamland,
Steeplechase and Luna Park.
They’ll carry us away from this day-to-day madness
when they come out after dark.
I’ve been workin’ on my
Coney Island mojo.
You’ve just got to believe it’s true.
Coney Island mojo.
It’s the magic of me and you together.
We can go back in time
and make a new start.
It’s calling to you straight from my heart.
Calling to you straight from my heart.
Calling to you straight from my heart.
Calling to you straight from my …
Hearts filled with hope and wonder
find a home in this place.
They come for a chance
and one last dance
before they disappear without a trace.
We can go back in time
and make a new start.
It’s calling to you straight from my heart.
Coney Island mojo
Coney Island mojo ...
© 1996 Paul Guzzone (BMI)
All rights controlled & administered by Triple Z, Inc.
(by Paul Guzzone)
Some people run away for adventure
Some people hit the road just to run away
Once I hopped a train with
The Duke of Dutchess County.
He was working his way back home.
They say he shot a man they call “The Prince.”
He’s been the Duke of Dutchess ever since.
Don’t try to steal a girl from
The Duke of Dutchess County
You won’t find your way back home.
He said that he’d been travelin’ with no destination
First time in his life he’d been on his own.
So I bought a drink for The Duke of Dutchess County
Who can’t find his way back home.
Once he owned the side of a mountain,
But he bet the deed on a poker hand.
A stranger called his bluff, now
The Duke of Dutchess County
Can’t find his way back home.
He said that he’d been travelin’ with no destination
First time in his life he’d been on his own.
So I bought a drink for The Duke of Dutchess County
Who can’t find his way back home.
He still had that fire in his eyes
Oh, but there’s a sadness deep inside.
He said: “If you want to know why I
always find adventure....
It’s cause I can’t find my way back home.”
He said that he’d been travelin’ with no destination
First time in his life he’d been on his own.
So let’s raise a glass to The Duke of Dutchess County
Who can’t find his way back home.
He can’t find his way back home
He can’t find his way back home.
© 1996 Paul Guzzone (BMI)
All rights controlled & administered by Triple Z, Inc.
(by Paul Guzzone)
If I were a sailor then he’d be the mast
holding steady and straight in the wind.
And if I were in danger, then he’d be
the welcoming lighthouse guiding me in.
Now, I am no angel, but I do believe
the devil will never take me.
I am no sailor, but I do believe
that these currents will bring him to me.
‘Cause there’s nothing as peaceful
as the breeze on the water
or as soft as the sea doves’ calls.
Won’t you come take my hand
and we’ll dance in the sand
to the blue Caribbean waltz.
Sometimes I feel like this island,
the ocean side wide, the inlets are calm.
But I know the day that I find him
I’ll never wander. I’ll do him no harm.
Now, I am no angel, but I do believe
the devil will never take me.
But I am a poet and I do believe
that these currents will bring him to me.
‘Cause there’s nothing as peaceful
as the breeze on the water
or as soft as the sea doves’ calls.
Won’t you come take my hand
and we’ll dance in the sand
to the blue Caribbean waltz.
© 1996 Paul Guzzone (BMI)
All rights controlled & administered by Triple Z, Inc.
(by Mary Ellen Bernard)
She was gonna go East,
be the pride of the family,
a healer of souls
was what she would be.
Then she got waylaid
by a promise to marry.
So she traded her dreams for a color TV.
See, John had a business
he got from his dad.
He offered the comfort
of a life worry-free.
And there’s nothin’ so tempting
as a bird in the hand.
So she traded her dreams for a color TV.
But it wasn’t the baby,
It wasn’t the man,
It wasn’t the world
That defeated her plan.
It was only her fear.
And now she can’t see
why she traded her dreams for a color TV.
She looks in the mirror.
Her eyes are half-empty.
It was so long ago.
She was just twenty-three.
She was too young to know
just what she’d be missing
when she traded her dreams for a color TV.
But it wasn’t the baby,
It wasn’t the man,
It wasn’t the world
That defeated her plan.
It was only her fear.
And now she can’t see
why she traded her dreams for a color TV.
Now she’s watching Oprah
and reading the tabloids
Living her life
in a lost fantasy.
She’s clipping out coupons
and waiting for sun-up,
all by the light of that color TV.
And she looks at her child
a small blue-eyed wonder
as the girl settles down
upon her knee.
She says: “Listen darlin’,
whatever you do,
don’t you trade in your dreams for no color TV.”
‘Cause it won’t be the baby,
It won’t be the man,
It won’t be the world
That defeats all your plans.
It’ll just be your fear.
And then there you’ll be –
with a lifetime of dreams and a color TV.”
© 1996 Mary Ellen Polentz (BMI)
All rights controlled & administered by Triple Z, Inc.
(by Mary Ellen Bernard & Paul Guzzone)
Recently my friends have felt
Their maternal needs must be satisfied.
And while they’re busy passing on their genes
They wonder why I haven’t tried.
Now I appreciate the art of procreatin’
And the joys of reproduction.
But if you ask me, when baby makes three,
That’s a long way to go for a tax deduction.
You come home with a baby
The family makes a fuss.
And then before you know it
Junior’s screwed up just like us.
You finally reacquaint yourself
with your lovin spouse.
Then the kids get out of college
Move right back into your house.
Ain’t got no food in my hair.
Ain’t got those gummy little pacifiers all over the house.
And I ain’t bakin’ no birthday cakes --
that look like Mickey Mouse.
I get plenty of sleep
And I watch what I want on my own TV.
Ain’t got no little girls around
who are ten times cuter than me.
Now I don’t have to force anyone
To drink their milk and eat their greens.
And I don’t have to preach about
The dangers of wearing tight blue jeans.
And I don’t have to listen to Raffi tapes
Or baby-proof all my drawers.
But If I ever feel the need to have a kid around
Well, I can always borrow yours.
Ain’t got no food in my hair.
Ain’t got those gummy little pacifiers all over the house.
And I ain’t bakin’ no birthday cakes --
that look like Mickey Mouse.
I get plenty of sleep
And I watch what I want on my own TV.
Ain’t got no little kids around
who are ten times cuter than me.
[Talking bridge]
© 1996 Mary Ellen Polentz & Paul Guzzone (BMI)
All rights controlled & administered by Triple Z, Inc.